Does anyone else think that a parade in my honor is long overdue?

6 Responses to “Does anyone else think that a parade in my honor is long overdue?”

  1. When you shit, should you wipe form front to back or from back to front???

  2. john820321 Says:

    Excellent question Brett. Front to back would be much more effective as far as comfort and hygiene go. Hope this is helpful. Did the question arise because of a problem or just out of curiosity?

  3. natureboy Says:

    Please explain to me the best way to knock a particular slightly gay man out of a poker tourny?

  4. john820321 Says:

    Good question Nature Boy. I would simply treat him like anyone else. Is he a good card player? Bad card player? Either that or tell him to meet you in the other room in 5 minutes…if he likes you he might lose on purpose…then simply dont go. He would be out of the tourney.

  5. John,

    The Mayan calendar, the most accurate known to man, ends on the winter solstice Dec 21, 2012. As it goes, the sun aligns with the center of our galaxy and the earth will also be straight on it’s axis at that same time. Do you believe this is foretelling of the end of the world as many speculate?

  6. john820321 Says:

    Darren,

    It could be. Im glad you told me about it now, rather than me find out a few days before. Everyone, party likes it 1999. You never know. I got a bad feeling.

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