Welcome to JohnMaresca.com

Hello and welcome to JohnMaresca.com!  This site will be very useful to you because I know pretty much everything that there is to know.  If you have any questions just ask!

28 Responses to “Welcome to JohnMaresca.com”

  1. Okay, I’ll bite. How’d you learn wordpress so quickly!? No, really good job. Great work on the banner picture.

  2. john820321 Says:

    If you would have read the welcome message, you would have known that I know everything!

  3. Why do white people love wayne brady?

  4. john820321 Says:

    Good question. He simply has a personality that is agreeable to all races. I am white and I like Wayne Brady.

  5. why do you think gary busey is so insane?

  6. john820321 Says:

    Great question. Easy to answer. He was born with stones in his head. Years ago it coined an expression, “Is your head like Busey’s?”. It later turned into the more commonly used “Do you have rocks in your head?”.

  7. what is the sound of one hand clapping?

  8. do you feel george costanza is to blame for the untimely death of his fiancee susan?

  9. john820321 Says:

    I would say absolutely not under no circumstances was george responsible for her death. He is only guilty of being moron and very cheap! However, in a round about way, those were the reason for her death. So, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

  10. john820321 Says:

    Back to Chris’ question….one hand clapping sounds exactly like a tree falling in the woods when nobody is around. Only the wilderness and I know the answer. I have been sworn to secrecy. I simple am not allowed to answer.

  11. who does number 2 work for?

  12. john820321 Says:

    Ahah. Almost got me there. Number 2 actually against popular belief works for Kentucky Fried Chicken in Sioux Falls, Iowa. Anything else you may have heard is simply incorrect. Amazing how a chicken cooker in Iowa became so well known based on rumors and misinformation. But if you want the best 3 piece Original Recipe meal you ever had….go see Number 2.

  13. what do you do when an arrogant know-it-all gets his own website?

  14. john820321 Says:

    Depending on his level of knowledge, I would probably listen to everything he says. For example, on this website you can learn all there is to know.

  15. is it true that if u dont use it u lose it?

  16. It burns when i pee…should I be concerned, or just stick it out…not my dong the pain…?

  17. It seems that my O.J. Simpson card has come up missing, I think it was those hooligans again, Should I start my own site to find out?

  18. john820321 Says:

    Jeets, Interesting question. No is no proof that if you dont use it you lose it. There are also no conclusive studies. So, dont take any chances. Use it.

  19. john820321 Says:

    Alfredo,

    How long has it burned for? I would wait at least 4 years before getting medical help. Waiting is usually good. Early detection is not really important. Ask again in 2012.

  20. john820321 Says:

    pete,

    The O.J. Simpson card doesnt have much value anymore. If the site costs more than $6.00 to start, just buy a new card.

  21. beefpuppet Says:

    why are trix only for kids? would the homocide be justified if the rabbit just snapped and killed the kids for teasing him all these years?

  22. john820321 Says:

    Actually I cant believe that he didnt kill them years ago. I dont believe the ridiculous claims of the children that tricks are for kids. What do they know? Just because they are saying it doesnt mean its true.

  23. Turns out that O.J. stole my card that guy must be desperate. I heard Michael Vick is selling some dogs, what do you think a fair price is?

  24. Do you think it’s fair to pull down someone’s underwear if they don’t give you a good treat while you’re out trick or treating?

  25. john820321 Says:

    Pete,

    Excellent idea. Lynne, if you are still out there it might be a good idea to look into that.

  26. john820321 Says:

    Julie,

    It is fair, but why not a kick to the shin. They will get over the embarrassment of the pants in a few minutes, they wont forget the kick until the swelling goes down.

  27. Hi John,
    I too am a big fan of Darren Valen’s music. What is your favorite Darren Valen song and what is it about his music that makes him one of your favorites? Thanks in advance.

  28. john820321 Says:

    Justin,

    Darren actually pays me to put that link there. He is actually a musician?

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