Consult With John Maresca Before Making Any Important Decisions!
Seriously, if you want to make sure that you make the right decision, simply ask John what he would do. Knowing that you did the right thing will undoubtedly allow you to sleep easier at night.
October 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm
John,
Im thinking about taking a major league dump right now. Any suggestions if I should do it here at work, or let it brew for a bit and use the comforting feeling of my home toilet?
October 28, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Fair question. The comfort of your own toilet would probably be much more enjoyable and well worth the wait.
October 29, 2008 at 1:34 am
what should my friend mike be for halloween?
October 29, 2008 at 1:40 am
Very good question. It is a simple one to answer. He should be one of two things. A bumblebee that has already stung someone and is waiting to die or a dead fish. Even if he is tired he can simply lay around and expend very little energy. perhaps even Mr. Miyagi, although the actor that portrayed him is deceased, Mr. Miyagi lives on. However, this would require more energy. How this was helpful.
Far less creative ideas would be a baseball/football/hockey/basketball player or his favorite presidential candidate.
October 29, 2008 at 1:54 am
my shampoo bottle recommends rinse and repeating. sometimes i dont feel the need to rinse and repeat, but a simple rinse then move on. do you think not following the exact directions can cause some kind of scalp damage, or am i over-reacting? what is your routine like?
October 29, 2008 at 2:17 am
There is no real reason for concern for not repeating the process. Do not be alarmed for any reason. I view them as suggestions. The system that you are currently using seems to be more than adequate. I highly doubt that you will suffer any scalp damage.
I do not follow the directions exactly either. I using limit it to a thorough scrubbing and single rinse. Hope this was helpful.
October 29, 2008 at 2:42 am
why is rc cola like the red headed step child of the cola world?
October 29, 2008 at 2:57 am
I would certainly have to disagree with that comment. RC Cola is a better choice than Coke but not as good as Pepsi. RC Cola has its own niche and has survived and actually thrived for a very long time. It is simply not available in as many locations as the Big 2 colas. perhaps we can make a difference if we act accordingly and let our voices be heard!
October 29, 2008 at 6:53 am
Why isn’t my website on your special list of sites on the right column? Maybe just add my myspace.com/futuremusic link!
October 29, 2008 at 7:18 am
There it is ladies and gentlemen. The first shameless plug on JohnMaresca.com. How of the legendary question answerer John Maresca.
October 29, 2008 at 8:16 am
Dear John,
Hi! First timer here, found your website searching for an elf costume. …interesting how they sponsor your site. Anyway, My question is: My sister is dating a keebler elf and he lives in a tree. She’s been coming home with cookies that he makes for a company called nabisco. I’m afraid that he has been stealing a lot of cookies from this company since he has been working with them all his life. Should i tell his company what he’s been doing? because i think he is a clepto, just the other day he was at our house and stole our santa figurine. I didn’t confront him, but i think it can be a problem soon. Should i be worried?
xoxo
Hot asian girl,
Rese
October 29, 2008 at 11:27 am
A Wetzel Pretzel or Auntie Anne’s pretzel? Even though everyone knows the true answer in their heart.
October 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Rese, breaking the law is breaking the law. I would do my best to resolve the situation in any way possible.
Secondly, take an English class….that question was extremely difficult to understand. Considering you called yourself Hot Asian Girl, I would guess that you just recently arrived in the country. Welcome, and keep trying to do the right thing!
October 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
JD,
The Auntie Anne company has done an excellent job of selecting a name for the company to gain pity and in turn make people want to believe in their hearts that it makes a better pretzel than wetzels. Auntie Anne sounds like a nice little old lady making pretzels with a smile on her face, while Wetzel sounds like the name of the big bully that used to take your lunch money and buy a pretzel from Auntie Ann on the way home from school.
During recent JohnMaresca.com taste test, Wetzels was chosen unanimously as the far superior pretzel. So, if you want to be nice to a little old lady get a pretzel from Auntie Anne’s and if you want a good pretzel, go to Wetzels’s Pretzels.
October 29, 2008 at 7:32 pm
In response to the comment left by “JD”. I’m going to have to say Auntie Anne’s….I gave Wetzel’s Pretzels a try and the pretzel was overcooked, too dry and they skimped on the butter.
October 29, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I have a friend who is a Laker-hater and I’m truly contemplating not being his friend anymore. I’m just a big fan of the Lakers and don’t like Laker-haters. What should I do?
October 29, 2008 at 7:34 pm
What is the best beverage to consume after a 5K run?
October 29, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Excellent question. The answer may surprise you. It is Chocolate milk. Look it up online! It s a fact. Personally, I would drink a 16 oz. Welch’s Grape Soda. But the best way to replenish yourself would be chocolate milk.
P.S. Whatever you do, do not eat a pretzel from Auntie Anne’s for 21 years after a 5 k run. Just a hunch, but I don’t think it would be good.
October 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Velvet,
You are a the Laker fan. You need serious help. Even though the Nets wont make the playoffs and may possibly not even win a game, they are a much better team to root for. Im still fuming about the fact that they got rid of Richard Jefferson but my loyalty and your should lay with them. Please stop rooting for the Lakers.
October 29, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Amy! First of all, by agreeing with JD you are pretty much admitting to a low level of intelligence. Perhaps you were given an Auntie Annes pretzel at a Wetzel’s Pretzel to throw you off and confuse you. A plot undertaken by someone to tarnish the good name of Wetzels.
Please think long and hard before with agreeing with JD. He simply does not know what he is taking about, especially when it comes to pretzels.
October 29, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Go Lakers!
October 29, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Velvet,
I consider that profanity. Please refrain from such negative, inappropriate comments. This is an informational blog for the purpose of me to help everyone gain knowledge. That sort of nonsense is uncalled for.
October 29, 2008 at 9:42 pm
chenk you for welcoming me to dis country. this country has many small people too like mine. i’m glad to see little people here too!
xoxo
suki suki “rese”
(still hot like miso soup)
October 29, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I’m sitting at Denny’s right now wondering how do you tell the difference between fake and real breasts? Any preferences?
October 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm
NES or Sega Genesis?
October 29, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I am having problem with hooligan kids coming around my apartment and messing with my stuff, particularly my blinds. The taped my fridge shut and I think they urinate on my bathrobe as it’s always wet when they leave. What do you think I should do about them? P.S. I think that there here when I am at work.
October 30, 2008 at 12:18 am
what should i have for dinner tonight?
October 30, 2008 at 12:51 am
Rese
Do you give massages?
October 30, 2008 at 12:54 am
Nature Boy,
Its not what I prefer, its what you prefer. Ask if you can feel. It will be much easier then and most women will appreciate your interest. Be persistent if they refuse the first time. In fact, keep asking until they say the words sexual harassment. Then you only ask 5 or 6 more times.
October 30, 2008 at 12:55 am
Mike,
NES is like a family member to me. Its an easy choice. Without NES there would be no mario or luigi. The world just wouldnt be the same. Im not a Genesis hater, but NES is close to the heart.
October 30, 2008 at 12:57 am
Robyn,
make something easy. Perhaps a turkey dinner with all the trimmings. That should not take more than 4-5 hours.
If you dont have that sort of time, have Hot Pockets (Turkey, Cheese and Broccoli. Simply add your own stuffing by cutting a hole in the side and putting it in. Youll still have the turkey dinner…just all in one.
October 30, 2008 at 12:58 am
What wine goes best with Pizza?
October 30, 2008 at 12:59 am
Pete,
Do what I did. Place a bed of nails by the front door and put crazy glue on a certain part of the doorknob. This way, they will get so seriously injured that they wouldnt dream of coming back. If that doesnt work, hide in the refrigerator and shoot them when they open the door.
October 30, 2008 at 1:01 am
Darren,
Welch’s grape soda goes batter than any damn wine ever would.
October 30, 2008 at 1:09 am
with all of the crazy people in the world, it would make sense that most of them would stumble across your site. do you think it is wise to tell someone (who is potentially unstable) to hide in the refrigerator and shoot hooligans? i smell a lawsuit…
October 30, 2008 at 4:23 am
If a wife were to snap and want to kill her husband what would be the best method to kill him and also get rid of the body?
October 30, 2008 at 6:05 am
Interesting question. No one right way to handle that situation. I would guess that no matter of how well it was handled, you would half more than a 50 percent chance of getting caught. You would be the prime suspect and it more than likely wouldnt work out. I guess it depends on how bad you want him gone if its worth the risk.
October 30, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Would you consider a “Bedazzler” to be a good investment?
October 30, 2008 at 3:51 pm
if you were a guest in someones house, and when using the restroom, found there to be no towels, would you consider it rude to use their bath robe to dry your hands?
October 30, 2008 at 4:01 pm
How the hell do you have so much time?
October 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?
October 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I’m considering buying a dog. What breed would you recommend for someone who is highly allergic?
October 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Hey John,
What does it mean when Southa pees sitting down?
October 30, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Robyn,
Whether or not its a good investment depends on several things. How often would it be used? What is the price? Etc. However, I have never known anyone that has regretted the investment.
October 30, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Beefpuppet,
Desperate times call for desperate measures. I have used far worse than the bathrobe.
October 30, 2008 at 6:59 pm
CPboy99,
Its not that I have time…I feel the need to educate the population and make the world a better place. Regardless of whether or not I have time.
October 30, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Julie,
I dont understand why everyone finds this question so hard to answer. In my studies it also takes 413 licks.
October 30, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Lynne,
It depends on a few factors. If the dog isnt for you, perhaps the person/people it is for arent too bright. In that case, you may actually get away with a battery operated dog and they may never know. If theyre a little too smart for that buy something with very long hair that sheds a lot. it will build character if you dont die from the allergy.
October 30, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Joe,
Great question. It is not what you may think. I would bet that he has really bad aim and is embarrassed about the mess he makes. Instead of cleaning up every time, he simply sits down now.
October 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
if you were flying across the country on say, november 9, 10, 11, what would be the day youd choose to come visit your brother?
October 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
So I hid in the fridge, I fell asleep and the bastards came and taped me in again. Jim finally came to get some Pepsi and let me out. Any other suggestions?
October 31, 2008 at 12:25 am
I was thinking of sitting in a pumpkin patch tomorrow night to wait for the Great Pumpkin. Do you believe there is a Great Pumpkin? Do you think this is a good idea?
October 31, 2008 at 6:01 am
Beefpuppet,
I think the 11th would be an excellent choice.
October 31, 2008 at 6:02 am
Pete,
Those kids sound pretty tough. If you cant beat em’ join em’,
October 31, 2008 at 6:04 am
Julie,
I put a call into the Great Pumpkin. He is actually on strike due to a labor dispute. I hope it is settled fast because Santa is the Union Leader and I really want a Blue Oyster Cult t-shirt for Christmas this year.
October 31, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Why are boxing rings called “rings”? Rings are round, yet I have never seen a round boxing “ring”. Why aren’t they called boxing squares?
October 31, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Tony, where have you been? I got out 7 months ago. Want to get back into the bizz?
October 31, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Mr. Wonderful,
It actually used to be known as a square Until everyone realized that they had a ringing in their ears from taking punishment from my great great great grandfather. Hence the name boxing ring.
October 31, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Joey,
You got the wrong guy! The person you are looking for entered the federal witness protection program a few years back.
November 3, 2008 at 3:59 am
Here you go, chocolate milk all the way!!!! Gold Medal Winner Michael Phelps started the craze here http://www.coolrunning.com/forums/Forum4/HTML/008665.shtml
click here 1st http://www.organicvalley.coop/i-like-milk/
http://www.indiana.edu/~rcapub/v29n1/milk.shtml
http://walking.about.com/od/fluids/a/recoverydrink.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?db=pubmed&cmd=Retrieve&dopt=AbstractPlus&list_uids=16676705&query_hl=2&itool=pubmed_docsum
November 4, 2008 at 1:19 am
If you are such an expert, then answer me this. How do I seduce a guy effectively?
November 4, 2008 at 9:23 am
Ellen,
If you are hot…it will take no effort at all. If you are ugly, it is nearly impossible. Hope that helps.
November 4, 2008 at 9:26 am
JD,
Well even if you have awful taste in pretzels, you know the facts about chocolate milk.
November 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I ate a burrito for lunch today. About an hour or so later, my stomach rumbled a little bit. Maybe five minutes after that, some air came out of my backside. It smelled funny. What is happening to me? Do I need to go to the hospital?
November 5, 2008 at 8:38 am
Okay so I believe I am pretty hot. But no bites on seducing a guy using my looks. In the state of California, will I get away with using some kind of “love potion” to seduce a guy??? Let’s say some kind of “witch-craft” medicine?…
November 5, 2008 at 9:18 am
Mr. Wonderful,
Excellent question. No cause for alarm. You have a case of gas. I was very worried the first time this happened to me. It will pass (no pun intended). You can actually use it to your advantage while it lasts. For example if your family insists on watching a tv program you dont want to watch. Use your “gift” and clear the room.
November 5, 2008 at 9:19 am
Ellen,
Thats interesting because in California looks take precedent. If you are in Orange County it is really all you need. Perhaps your looks arent what you think they are.
November 7, 2008 at 1:00 am
I play poker with a guy who seems nearly as smart as you. He’s from Jersey.
Do you know him?
November 7, 2008 at 1:01 am
OK, that’s just unacceptable.
It is not “1:00 am”, although the comment above claims that it is.
Who designed and constructed this website?
I am an attorney and it is quite possible that you have been defrauded or otherwise damaged.
November 7, 2008 at 5:31 am
Mr. Joshua,
A lawyer? Sure you are. Anyway, the time on this site should be recognized as worldwide time. No need for time zones or any of that confusing stuff.
I am indeed form New Jersey. Research has proven that people from New Jersey are 11% smarter than the rest of the world.
November 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm
How do you make a slot machine chicken dance?
November 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Robyn,
It took many hours and a lot of nickels, but I found the answer. You simply get 3,4 or 5 chickens in a play line. You then choose lucky numbers. If you got 3 chickens you pick 3, 4 you pick 4, etc. Then he lays eggs and you win tokens depending on how many numbers you match! tremendous fun.
John
November 8, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Dear John,
It’s a nice day out and I want to enjoy the nice weather but I’m also in the mood to watch a movie. What should I do?
undecided
November 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Undecided,
Excellent question. A very good friend of mine came up with the crazy notion of watching movies outside a long time ago. Before the days of portable dvd players and small television sets. In this day and age is it much easier. Sounds like an outside movie day to me!
November 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Dear John,
My electric bill is sky high, ($600 monthly). What can I do to bring the cost down?
November 10, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Darren,
Great question. If you have kids, put them up for adoption. That should save a lot of money. I have also heard of a popular yet illegal practice of stealing electricity from your neighbor, much like stealing cable. Simply hook up a 12 feet tall power generator to your neighbors power supply. It is very simple and very effective. Don’t tell them I told you about it though.
November 10, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I am gonna assume that you are single right? Because if you are, do you mind going to my house and tell me that I am NOT hot? I’m a bit confused that’s why.
November 11, 2008 at 12:47 am
I like hot dogs, but my brand (Farmer John) comes in packages of 10. Hot dog buns, however, only seem to come in packages of 8. The only way I have been able to figure out to maintain a proper 1:1 hot dog-to-bun ratio without wasting food is to buy 5 bags of buns and four packs of hot dogs at one time. That works out to 40 hot dogs and 40 buns. Lately, I have been having trouble eating that many hot dogs before the buns get stale. What should I do?
November 11, 2008 at 3:48 am
Ellen,
Perhaps simply attaching a photo to your profile would save me the trip!
November 11, 2008 at 3:51 am
Mr Wonderful,
Well, I believe that most males would be able to eat 40 hot dogs and 40 buns long before they go bad. The biggest mistake that you are making is buying Farmer John Hot Dogs. They are about the 5th best. I prefer Sabrett, Nathans, Hebrew National , Boars Head and Thumanns way more than Farmer John. If you were buying any of those brands it would not be an issue. In fact, I bet that you could eat 40 in one sitting.
November 14, 2008 at 12:30 am
So I am having a bit of a slump in dating. Would you suggest speed dating at all?
November 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Dear John,
Who do you think is/was the better MLB player, Jim Rice in his prime or Dontrelle Willis? I bet this question will finally stump the master.
November 14, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Ellen,
Speed dating could work or it could not work. Depends on a lot of intangibles. I guess it couldnt hurt. Let me know what happens.
John
November 14, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Justin,
Jim Rice is a hall of fame caliber player. Dontrelle Willis had a few decent seasons. If they faced each other 100 times, Jim Rice would get 50 hits. There is no comparison. Even Willie White would know that.
John
November 15, 2008 at 7:19 am
If Hannah Montana was to get in a cage fight with Raven Simone, who do you think will win and why?
November 16, 2008 at 2:50 am
Ellen,
Excellent question. I would go with Raven. The most important factor being the size difference. It would simply be too much for hannah to overcome even with the speed advantage she would have.
November 16, 2008 at 7:42 am
If someone was flirting with your man, is it against the law to punch the girl in the face for doing so? And if so, is it a per state matter or pretty much state wide?
November 17, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Merry,
It depends on which state you are talking about. In New Jersey it is acceptable to punch in the face, pull hair, etc. In other states like California you would simply yell at the person. In texas, you would be expected to beat up the entire family including any pets they may have.
John
November 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Dear John: I have a friend in the North San Diego area who has completed her education degree but has not been able to do the required student teaching. She is the sole bread winner and cannot afford to quite her job to complete her student teaching, now she is stuck with paying her student loan and is unable to change her career. How can she get her student teaching done and still make a living for her family? J
November 18, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I can’t decide which candy bar is superior- a “BABY RUTH” or an “OH HENRY!” I’ve been doing extensive research and still can’t decide.
The OH HENRY! Candy Bar is the delicious combination of big crunchy peanuts, creamy caramel, chewy fudge, covered with a chocolaty coating.
Baby Ruth is a yummy candy bar that is made of chocolate-covered peanuts, caramel, and nougat.
Ironically, neither claim to have been named after famous ballplayers. The OH HENRY! Candy Bar was created by Williamson Candy Company of Chicago. I The bar was named after a boy who used to come into the Williamson Candy Company factory to flirt with the girls making candy. Every time the girls needed to have something done, they would call “Oh Henry!”. Although the name of the Baby Ruth sounds nearly identical to the name of the famous baseball player Babe Ruth, the Curtiss Candy Company has traditionally claimed that it was named after President Grover Cleveland’s daughter, Ruth Cleveland (probably to avoid paying royalties to the Bambino).
November 19, 2008 at 7:41 pm
So yesterday at my yoga class, I pondered about this question as I was in the “tree” position. How come some people at the gym who knows that they are gonna sweat, profusely I might add, and still NOT put any deodorant on?
For a whole hour I pondered and wondered about that question as i held my breath so that I don’t inhale anymore B.O’s!! Which I know as you know, in yoga they totally promote BREATHING!!! It totally defeit my purpose of being there.
November 19, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Nene,
Very good situation. I think it is easily solved. If she is really cute she can be a stripper at night.
If she is ugly it is irrelevant. the likelihood of getting hired in a field of young women is slim if you aren’t cute.
John
November 19, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Mr. Wonderful,
Excellent question. I feel your pain. I have done similar research. My findings conclude that both are excellent candy bars and depending on my mood, they vary in greatness. I can say one thing. In the past I have eaten a Baby Ruth and not felt satisfied. It is rare, but it has happened. An Oh Henry has never failed to satisfy.
John
November 19, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Merry,
Breathing in B.O. builds character! Suck it up.
John
November 21, 2008 at 12:36 am
Okay Mr. John,
I took your advice in breathing in B.O’s…but do I have to take the same advice in people putting a gallon of cologne before working out?
November 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
John,
What do you do when you do not want to make small talk in certain situations. This often happens on airplanes when I would prefer to read or watch the inflight movie.
November 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Merry,
The gallon of cologne gym people drive me insane! It is far worse than BO. If I were you i would tell the manager that you are going to bring your pet skunk to the gym with you and see how they deal with an awful smell!
John
November 21, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Robyn,
Great question. If you have absolutely no desire for small talk ask the person next to you if you can be arrested for murdering your spouse in another state. the person will think that you killed your spouse and will think that you are very dangerous, thus avoid any sort of conversation.
John
November 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm
So no more B.O or any kind of other odor questions..thank you for suggesting the skunk. It really worked!
I bought a 3 pounds of fish heads today and left them in the trunk for 2hours. My question is, how should I prepare these tomorrow night to my boyfriend’s liking?
November 21, 2008 at 8:59 pm
So no more B.O or any kind of other odor questions..thank you for suggesting the skunk. It really worked!
I bought 3 pounds of fish heads today and left them in the trunk for 2hours. My question is, how should I prepare these tomorrow night to my boyfriend’s liking? He has been out of town for almost two weeks and I really want to surprise him with this meal. I hope you can help!!
November 22, 2008 at 2:26 am
what do you think i should get robyn for christmas?
November 22, 2008 at 4:57 am
Merry,
Wonderful gesture. but I know your boyfriend and he would be happiest if you gave the fish to Gunther to eat. He likes nothing more than to see her happy eating fish (and the stomachache guaranteed to follow).
John
November 22, 2008 at 5:02 am
Dave,
Plenty of options. What about a weed whacker or chain saw. If she’s not into power tools, what about the complete series of What’s Happening! or Gomer Pyle USMC on DVD? Maybe she would like Giants season tickets or 100 McDonalds gift certificates? Everyone eating in the food in the commercials is smiling ear to ear, nobody can act that well….that food must be delicious.
I am hoping to get a Blue Oyster Cult T-shirt myself, but nobody ever takes that request seriously.
John
December 2, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I need to put Christmas lights up on my house. Should I switch to multi-colored bulbs for more visual interest or stick with my standby all white, twinkley icicle lights to give the house more of a wintery feel?
December 2, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Mr. Wonderful,
The more color the better! The single colored lights are extremely boring! Add a 20 foot high Santa to the lawn to make it a true winter wonderland. it will be great until the cops arrive and order you to take it down and issue you a ticket. But if you have a good camera you should be able to get a few good shots before any legal action is taken.
John
December 9, 2008 at 12:09 am
With the holidays rapidly approaching, I need guidance in the area of “regifting”. When, if ever, is it not appropriate?
December 9, 2008 at 6:18 am
Robyn,
The only time when gifting is not appropriate is if you attempt to give the gift to the person that gave it to you. Some experts believe that you should make sure that the person receiving the regifted present does not know the person that gave you the gift, but that is usually fine.
John
December 15, 2008 at 4:46 pm
This holiday season, Dave and I will be staying home, so we had gifts shipped to our families. I sent my brother’s girlfriend a gift to my brother’s address. Is there anyway I can insure that my brother will not remove the card and take credit for the gift himself?
December 16, 2008 at 6:37 am
Robyn,
That truly depends on what the gift is. I would say 50/50 is about the best odds you can get on that.
John
December 16, 2008 at 6:42 am
Dal Lone Ranger,
I would say in this order…Giants (Football), Yankees (Baseball) and Celtics (Basketball)
Now my favorites are Giants, Dodgers and Nets.
Football Kurt Warner and Peyton Manning.
Basketball Kobe Bryannt and Lebron James.
Baseball Tim Lincecum and Manny Ramirez.
My best baseball card is a Phil Rizzuto rookie card or a 1/1 Phil Rizzuto Goudey autograph card. I have more valuable cards but like those the best.
December 22, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Hello Sir,
Just stumbled upon your site, and I like what I see. Question – what is the best way to handle the following situation: You have just let loose an offensive fart in your closed office, and a coworker opens the door and walks up to your desk with a problem. The smell is so obvious that they can’t possibly not notice. It happened to me today. And Monday thru Friday last week.
February 24, 2009 at 10:18 am
Long time no see..since ive stopped asking you life advices,my life has been in shambles. First question of the year for you is…If you had tickets to the Britney Spears concert and a chance to jump off a building,with a possibility having your bungee cords too long, which event would you rather pick?
April 7, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I would obviously attend the concert, however, I would bring my Ipod and not listen to a single song.
April 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Big Chuck,
I would immediately look around and ask if they smell it. Then claim that it has been there for hours and ask them how they would get rid of it. They probably wont believe you, but never admit to it.