I can’t believe that everyone stopped asking for advice all at once! Did you guys all get your hands on some smart juice or something?

Posted in 1 on April 7, 2009 by John

Does anyone else think that a parade in my honor is long overdue?

Posted in My Accurate Opinion on October 31, 2008 by John

Consult With John Maresca Before Making Any Important Decisions!

Posted in My Accurate Opinion on October 28, 2008 by John

Seriously, if you want to make sure that you make the right decision, simply ask John what he would do.  Knowing that you did the right thing will undoubtedly allow you to sleep easier at night.

Dr. Mario (Player of the Year)

Posted in My Accurate Opinion on October 28, 2008 by John

We are pleased to announce that John Maresca has been voted the Dr. Mario (Wii Version) Player of the Year at JohnMaresca.com!  The lone vote was cast for John and he is the unanimous winner!  Congratulations are certainly in order.

Monday Night Cheaters

Posted in My Accurate Opinion on October 28, 2008 by John

When someone of my skill level is eliminated early in a hold em’ tournament there must be a tremendous amount of cheating taking place.  We need an investigation and we need it now!

Welcome to JohnMaresca.com

Posted in My Accurate Opinion on October 28, 2008 by John

Hello and welcome to JohnMaresca.com!  This site will be very useful to you because I know pretty much everything that there is to know.  If you have any questions just ask!